Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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