Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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