"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
