How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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