Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
