I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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