Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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