Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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