And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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