I just cut my nipple shaving
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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