he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My dick has a subreddit
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
