I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize