everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I have aggressive nipples.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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