Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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