capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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