Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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