Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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