Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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