normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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