you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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