The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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