whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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