i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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