she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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