butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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