Don't you send me to vm
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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