why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I need a beard to bite.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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