Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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