it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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