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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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