dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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