so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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