Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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