One girl and one boy is just not enough.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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