she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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