I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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