Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The air was thick with penises
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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