so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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