apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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