is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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