DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
If I die, sorry about rent.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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