Having a random hookup so left but love u
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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