i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You need a sexual gate keeper
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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