Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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