it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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