Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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