There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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