He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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