And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize