I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Even my vagina gasped.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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