Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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