She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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