Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You brought string cheese to the strip club
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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