did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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