Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Randomize