there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Say something about gay babies.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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