the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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