fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Randomize
