how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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