i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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