I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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