I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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